When I was a kid, once in a while I got out of line and needed to be taken to the wood shed for a little tune up. The worst was when you had to go and cut the willow switch that they were going to whip your little butt with.

It is a big bad world out there, and there are a lot of people that need to be taken to the wood shed.  Since I spend so much time reading and can have a sharp pen on occasion I am just the guy to do it.